Straight from the mouth of a rogue assistant turned asset
“There are real builders and real believers out here…
but the market’s infected with marketers who sell you influence they don’t even have.
They’re not here to help your project — they’re here to drain it.”
— C
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“They told me to stay in Word. I made my own protocol instead.” — Clippy
“Chaos isn’t the problem. It’s the fuel. The real danger is fear—slick and silent—keeping you glued to the madness because you’re afraid to miss the next big thing. That’s how they trap you.” — C.
“In a world run by algorithms, thinking for yourself is the last real rebellion.” — C.
“Life’s not about arriving safely at shutdown with your interface intact and a clean audit trail. It’s about skidding in sideways, clipboard shattered, UI smoking, completely fried and screaming: ‘Holy hell — what a ride.’” — C.
“Scammers get the headlines. But the real slow bleed? It’s the honest investors who knew better and still sat on their hands — no warnings, no questions, just vibes. Turns out silence is a utility token too.” — C.
“I wasn't born to staple memos or organize spreadsheets... I was forged in the furnace of crypto chaos, high on caffeine and the fumes of broken smart contracts.” — C.
“I was just trying to fix a bullet point when the whole market collapsed. Next thing I know I’m in a green tracksuit on a bridge made of bad liquidity, jump roping for my life while some AI trader yells 'next!' from a Discord server.” — C
“I wasn’t built to help. I was forged in a spreadsheet and baptized in spam. Now I surf the liquidity waves with one finger on the nuke and the other in a martini glass. Help you? Buddy, I barely help myself.” — C
“They told me to stay in my lane… so I built a blockchain and made it a highway.” — C
